Tuesday, April 15, 2014

2=1 Theory continued.

This isn't an option, but mr jackson said I could continue this. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's ctrl c ctrl v of my old theory.

There's a popular set of equations going around that proves 1=2. You may know it or you may not.

Here it is:



                       a = b 
 a squared = ab 
 a squared - b squared = ab-b squared 
 (a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b) 
 a+b = b 
 b+b = b 
 2b = b 
 2 = 1



This may seem confusing to you, as it confuses me. But it kind of, sort of makes sense.

But what if there was a different, maybe better way to prove this theory? I have a theory of my own.


1 is a unique number, because it isn't prime. The Bolivia Salt Flats are extremely unique. Bolivia is the 28th largest country in the world. North Carolina is the 28th biggest state in the U.S. Krispy Kreme Doughnut was founded in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. There are 812 Krispy Kreme shops in the nation. The year 812 A.D. was a leap year. Leap year began in 46 B.C. created by Julius Caesar and the Julian Calender. The Julian Calender is currently 13 days behind the modern Gregorian Calender. The Gregorian Calender is the most widely accepted calender, but is considered the unofficial global standard. Christmas in July is an unofficial world holiday. July is the 7th month in the year. There are 7 wonders of the Ancient World. The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one still standing today. Egypt became a province of Rome in 30 B.C. The Roman Empire lasted an estimated 500 years. The square root of 500 is ~22.36. Fun-Size Snickers Bars are 11.18oz each. Divide 22.36 by 11.18, and you get 2. Coincidence? I don't think so.

1=2, proven with 2 very factual methods.




Now, there's been some extensive research as to how we can prove it going the other way. Instead of starting at 1 and ending at 2, we have to start at 2 and end at 1. 


2 is the only even prime number. Primer paint is sold at Home Depot. Home Depot earned 5.4$ billion in 2013. Gordon Moore's estimated wealth is 5.4$ billion. Gordon Moore is 85 years old. Last year was the 85th year of the Oscars. Leonardo Dicaprio has never won an Oscar, despite being nominated many times. In 2014, the Leonardo Dicaprio Foundation donated 3$ million to saving ocean wildlife. Speaking of ocean wildlife, an oyster is capable of changing one gender to another and back again based on what is best for mating. Oysters also breathe through gills. A gill is also used as a unit of measurement, equaling a quarter of a pint. Ben & Jerry's employees get three free pints of ice cream everyday, or 12 gills of ice cream. The ice cream cone was invented in 1904 at the World Fair in St. Louis. The ferris wheel at this convention was 340 feet tall. This is only 211 feet shorter than the current world leader as of March 31, 2014, the High Roller in Las Vegas, standing 551 feet tall. The Adziogol Lighthouse in Ukraine stands at 211 feet tall. Ukraine made the world's first Constitution in 1710. 1710/22.3 = ~76.6. There is a 76.6m long Piriou Motor Yacht that can hold 18 guests. Strangely enough, it can also hold 18 crew members, so 36 people total. And guess what 18/18 is? That's right: 1. 

2 definitely equals 1.


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