Onion and Garlic flavored Bubble gum

Dear [Insert Name Here],
I really appreciate that when I asked if you had a piece of gum, you were willing to sacrifice one of your very last pieces. That was oh so very kind of you, and I will make sure to return the favor. I just really needed something to chew on because listening to lectures all day is over overbearingly ANNOYING. I was bored, I needed something to get my mind off of work, so why not just chomp like a cow on a piece of bubble gum? Which is exactly what I did, so thank you. Thank you for giving me the nastiest gum I have EVER tasted in my life! You really thought I would thank you for doing such a thing? You have another thing coming. How would you like it if I had you chomping on an onion or garlic all hour, then having to socialize with other students? That gum was DISGUSTING and you know it, no wonder why you were so willing to give me a piece. Consider our friendship OVER. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. No one will talk to me now because of how nasty my breath was all day. Ugh!!!!!!!

Your angry ex friend - Brytni Leasure